Sunday, January 20, 2008

The Mother Lode of Public Domain Books for Kindle

Just found a reference to Munseys in a blog. Well I just downloaded about 10 MB of hard to find translations from the Chinese (the Li Qi, Book of Filial Piety, etc. in James Legge's translations), along with Bullfinch's Mythology, Boswell's Life of Johnson, Frazer's Golden Bough. This is a huge collection of well formatted books with functioning TOCs. A real treasure trove:

http://www.munseys.com/

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Something to really tick off all those paranoid 'privacy advocates'

The Kindle should have two more things that are extremely easy to add to the hardware:

1. An alarm clock
2. An RFID chip turned on and off by a button similar to the existing two buttons.

With an RFID chip in it the Kindle could have a huge range of abilities by connecting nearby RFID reading beacons with marketing channels on the Internet. So if you use the Kindle when buying things (which I definitely do, since I can do quick internet research on it), the RFID chip would allow the marketing guys to offer you coupons, special offers, etc. as you move around the store.

I keep the Kindle within three feet of me practically 24/7, so why not add functions like this?

And for the privacy police who hate and fear RFID chips...Duck! I think I just saw a low-flying black helicopter!

Oh, wait, you can't see them. It must have been my imagination diluting my sense of reality.

The Kindlemonk

Friday, January 4, 2008

Definition

Comfort food - Food which causes discomfort within an hour of being eaten.

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

A Discovered Encylopedia

The executor opened the top of a stack of boxes in the basement containing index cards. The title "Encyclopedia of Permutations" was on each box. He started reading through the cards of the so-called 'Encylopedia'. Unlike a conventional encyclopedia with its places, persons and things the work was a tangled mass of misunderstandings, assumptions and slips. A few examples will suffice to get the flavor of the work:

39888.4 A child tells his parents with pride that he ate two whole slices of bread. The parents are embarrassed and apologize to their house guests, whose groceries were in a bag in the kitchen.

49942.1 An interpreter stumbles with a word, pointing at the object and saying: 'That's the, um, what is that word again...the..." the negotiator blurts out the word, then literally covers his mouth with his hand, having revealed a state secret.

334223.2 Mislaying an object, finding it again many years later and returning it to its owner.

At first the executor thought it the work of a madman. And indeed the old book collector had been known as a bit of a character in the neighborhood. But eventually he came to understand the author's intent. The old man had been trying to classify all the possible variations of human interaction by the way in which errors arose and were resolved. Here were thousands of carefully cross referenced actions, flaws of logic, social faux pas. Though oddly subjective in content, the concept itself was quite original. The executor tried to recall if any similar works had ever been undertaken. Shaking his head, he put the cards back in their places.

The last card in the box bore the inscription: "Stopped writing on February 12th". A receipt for an English translation of the Babylonian Talmud received the previous day, was stapled to the card.


The Kindlemonk

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